Hello, Mr. Werthan? Yeah, it's me. Guess, where I am? I jus' finished drivin' yo mama to to da store.Oh, yeah, she flap around some, but she's all right, she in da store. Oh, Lord, she jus' looked out da window an' seen me on da phone... prob'ly gonna throw a fit right there at da chechout! You sho' right about that! Only took me six days. Same time it took the Lord to make the world! All right, 'bye now!
Hoke Colburn
Don't worry, Katie Bell, it's not quite the end of the world.
Boolie Werthan
I wouldn't be in your shoes if the Sweet Lord Jesus come down and asked me himself.
Idella
An old nigger and an old Jew woman takin' off down the road together... that is one sorry sight!
Alabama trooper #1
Don't worry, Katie Bell, it's not quite the end of the world.
Boolie Werthan
Goodbye! Good luck! [To himself] Good God.
Boolie Werthan
Hoke, I think we're gonna have to have a little talk.
Boolie Werthan
Mama, cars don't behave. They are behaved upon. Fact is, you demolished that Chrysler all by yourself.
Boolie Werthan
The truth is, you just cost the insurance company $2,700. You're a terrible risk. Nobody's gonna issue you a policy after this.
Boolie Werthan
OK. I am. I'm makin' it all up. Look out there in the driveway! Every insurance company in America is out there, waving their fountain pen, trying to get you to sign up!
Boolie Werthan
Where's that vacuum cleaner I brought over here?
Boolie Werthan
She won't touch it.
Boolie Werthan
It works for me!
Boolie Werthan
I suppose you don't get out to see her very much.
Boolie Werthan
I'm sure she appreciates it.
Boolie Werthan